Wives ARE the devil!

Oh , let me add that alcohol can make anything better when abused properly...

YOU ARE SO RIGHT badjuju. The Spawn of Satan

Without getting into details , I am now convinced women you marry ARE the spawn of Satan and only live to fill any life event with an overload of DRAMA! Please , oh purty please , prove me wrong....

-badjuju342

   Uh.......you're only now discovering that? The singular of Women is woman. Usually, the e and hyphen are left out. It ought to be woe-men.

Well , I enlisted the services of a well qualified Catholic priest yesterday for an exorcism. Not pretty. She spit pea soup at him then said horrible things about his mother . I think I am pretty much screwed over here..... 

Shit man! Good luck with that. REALLY!!!

I am thinking that a really well stocked supply of holy water and silver crucifixes might help here. Plus a a priest smock.

Without getting into details , I am now convinced women you marry ARE the spawn of Satan and only live to fill any life event with an overload of DRAMA! Please , oh purty please , prove me wrong....

-badjuju342

Prove you wrong?  I can prove you're right!  See the attached file:

I was married once.  I got over it.

I have done this THREE friggin' times!!!!!! You would think I would have learned. They are always so nice until they get that piece of paper that says it will cost you money to get rid of them....

God bless you bud!

I may be stupid but I am a persistent lil' bugger....

I have done this THREE friggin' times!!!!!! You would think I would have learned. They are always so nice until they get that piece of paper that says it will cost you money to get rid of them....[image]

-badjuju342

I'm not old enough to get married. I've been engaged a couple of times but never got shackled....er.....married. Although I do look forward to the day I'm old enough to get married. I'm only 54 after all.

I may be stupid but I am a persistent lil' bugger....[image]

-badjuju342

Um... you are aware are you not that you can get a sandwich without buying a whole loaf of bread aren't you?

Thats rite, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free!!!   Then agen im happly married, so don't listen to me.

Any of you guys that are interested , have I got a deal for YOU! Just take over the payments and she is all yours. No refunds or returns all sales are final , plus tax title & license.... Poor bastard of a husband retains all rebates

Do you honor cash for clunkers?

No offense, man--I don't know you--but after Divorce #3, I'm gonna start looking in the mirror to find the problem. 

I will say this: I came from a family where Mom & Dad were married 42 years before my Father died at 66 years of age.  My Mom's parents were married for 66 years, both dying (still married) in their 90s; my Dad's father died ( 3 years before I was born) having been married for 49 years.

I've had a lot of failed relationships, including one marriage.  I firmly believe at this point that it's no longer worth getting involved with a woman from a broken home; they just don't appreciate the commitment required to make a marriage work.  I realize that's a blanket statement and not really fair, but that's been my experience.

That being said, do you?  A marriage is a lot of work; saw it with my own parents.  Lots of arguments, lots of threats, lots of bad times... but they understood the word "commitment" and stuck to theirs through thick and thin.  Neither one ever took the other for granted, and no matter how badly they fought they knew they loved each other and wouldn't let anything stand in the way of that.

The first time in my life I ever saw my Mom lose it emotionally was standing over my Dad's casket.  She didn't care that it was just a body at that point, she didn't care that he "wasn't there", she didn't care what anyone around thought might be creepy.  She hugged him and cried and couldn't stop saying, "Thank you for the life you've given me."  I bawled my eyes out, and at the same time it made me hopeful that someday someone would feel the same way about me.

I'm entirely single; I got divorced in '96 and haven't had a steady girlfriend since '05.  I don't feel bad about it, either--until I find what Mom and Dad had, I'll remain happily single.

Bad , I feel for you, so to let you know that you are not alone and maybe brighten your miserable  assed day,  Google "w.a.t.r.o.a.e.".  My wife found this site when she Googled "why are women evil?" Yes,  she knows women are evil too.